it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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