Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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