I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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