She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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