I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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