Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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