What a fucking waste of an outfit
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
