I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He felt like a one man threesome
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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