Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You coming home soon, man?
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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