peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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