so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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