"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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