Just mADE A PArabola og urine
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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