So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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