It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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