I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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