when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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