Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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