If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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