she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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