So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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