question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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