i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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