I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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