stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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