Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
