I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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