Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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