Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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