I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
