THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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