I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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