Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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