Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
