If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
