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he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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