gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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