We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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