but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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