ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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