I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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