He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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