haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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