Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(910): View more from North Carolina

In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of

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(805): View more from California

My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.

(208): View more from Idaho

ha well at least you have goals.

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(407): View more from Florida

It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.

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(443): View more from Maryland

She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly

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(858): View more from California

It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.

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(714): View more from California

If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience

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(563): View more from Iowa

I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.

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