my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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