Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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