3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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