Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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