Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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