Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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