i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
you had me at cake vodka
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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