im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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