Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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